Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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