How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
