I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
