try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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