It's Friday. Sex?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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