Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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