batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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