we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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