But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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