But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
did i walk over a car last night?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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