So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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