he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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