i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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