I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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