yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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