we're blogging at a bar
im having a threesome with these popsicles
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I can't put those talents on a resume
he had hair everywhere except his balls
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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