If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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