is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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