dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I love you.
Bad choice
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