What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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