And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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