Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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