Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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