just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
it's like iHOP with fire
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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