she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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