Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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