Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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