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garbage dick
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you win
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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