I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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