he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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