I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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