if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Hello my rib-scented angel!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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