Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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