I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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