now i know why i became what i already was.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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