I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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