nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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