dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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