she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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