You're my little dorito
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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