if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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