She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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