escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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