Dual....:-)
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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