Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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