Got a toothbrush?
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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