Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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