He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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