STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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