How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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