I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i now understand why vodka
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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