So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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