So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Randomize
