Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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