i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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